Adult Truths

• I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history when you die.
• Has anyone ever successfully folded a fitted sheet?
• Bad decisions can make for some great stories
• There’s a very fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.
• There’s also a fine line between boredom and hunger – think about it.
• How many times do you say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you either don’t hear or don’t understand what someone said?
• This is a guy thing – shirts get dirty, underwear gets dirty, but pants? Pants never get dirty; you can wear pants forever.
• People who forward email without deleting the tons of previous recipients should be tarred and feathered.
• Was learning cursive really necessary?
• The first testicular guard, i.e., the cup was used in Hockey in 1874. Meanwhile the first helmet was used in 1974, which means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brains are also important.
• When thinking about whether there’s intelligent life elsewhere in the universe there are only two options, we’re either alone or we’re not; from this perspective, both notions are terrifying.
• The great thing about capitalism and the free market is that even a TV show like The View can dominate its genre and make money for its producers.
• I’m an amateur photographers and what I’ve come to realize is that while most photographers own thousands of dollars in equipment the pictures we usually see are taken with an iPhone.
• Does it annoy anyone else that it takes 45 minutes to drive to the airport and wait 90 minutes to get through security for 90-minute flight?
• Pet owners are funny, they’ll tell you their pet is like their child but, to observe their interactions one would think it’s their boss.
• The last time I had to enter a new password it had to contain at least one capital letter, a number, a symbol, a haiku, and a drop of dragon blood.
• You ever notice how airports are the only place where time stops making sense?
• Airports are where humanity goes to lose its dignity… in public.
• And speaking of airports, I’m old enough to remember when airports were actually upbeat places – but then I also remember when panty-raids were in vogue so, what does that tell you?

Quote of the day:  “Likeability is a skill, not a trait.”—Susan Cain